The real bea and the fake bea..

Let me teach you how to identify the real Beatrice and the fake Beatrice.

The real Bea dislikes to eat Plain egg yolk.
The fake Bea thinks they are tasty.


The real Bea Hates Mosquitoes.
The fake Bea thinks they are cute.


The real Bea abhors homosexuality.
The fake Bea think its absolutely normal to be homosexuals.


The real Bea always says: lame(to something that is funny or not funny), huh(when blur), hmm(when she has nothing else better to say), shit and idiot(when she's angry).
The fake Bea uses vulgar words.


When you are blur, the real Bea will be blurer* than you.
When you are blur, the fake Bea will totally know whats happening and have everything under control.


The real Bea is forgetful.
The fake Bea does not forget things.


About 50% of the time, the real Bea cant finish her meals. And she pushes it to whoever that is available.
The fake Bea gobbles everything from her side and ask if you can finish yours, if not, she'll help to gobble up yours too.


The real Bea cant help to see people being hurt but is numb to 'fake' hurts.
The fake Bea likes hurting people.


When the real Bea is angry with a certain person, she prefers to keep quiet and not talk to that person until she has cooled down.
The fake Bea uses vulgar words and bitch about that person to everybody she meets.


The real Bea does cry when she's touched or sad.
The fake Bea does not shed a tear.


The real Bea does not have the stamina that she used to have last time.
The fake Bea is still an athletic.


The real Bea's dream is to be a successful clinical psychologist.
The fake Bea has no dreams.


If you are not eager to talk to the real Bea, the real Bea will not be eager to talk to you too.
If you are not eager to talk to the fake Bea, the fake Bea will continue to want to talk to you.


The real Bea has her ego too.
The fake Bea does not have an ego.


The real Bea procrastinates and does things last minute.
The fake Bea very organised, discipline and does things way before its deadline is due.


The real Bea is always lazy.
The fake Bea is not.


And finally...

The real Bea will tell you the above mentioned are all false
The fake Bea will tell you the above mentioned are all true.


Lol...... Joking. Its the other way round.


* Not 100% accurate and only applies to people that are not blurer than Bea.



There's a whole list more to add but because the real Bea is lazy by nature, she will just leave it as it is.
Thanks for taking your time to read this and succumbing to my lameness. Preciate it. :)